Steven: I remember.

feelknower1993:

shut up and drive was still a very weird soundtrack decision for that scene in wreck-it ralph

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

shaq-stoned:

jyostar:

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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Everythig

badkidsjokes:

everythig I thouch dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frankreio:

doctor: so what is bothering u

me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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